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An ending. [Feb. 16th, 2007|08:11 pm]
Although I know no one no longer reads this, and won't see this entry either way, this will be my final entry here on LJ. Nearly three years ago, I created this thing as a representation of a lie. I don't know what I was thinking back then; I was trying to be something I was not. Perhaps had I not lied back then, things would be different now. It doesn't matter. I wrote an awful lot on here. I made a few friends, most of whom I never get to speak to. I lost a few friends. One I wish I would've never lost. I'm sorry to you. If you ever want to speak to me again, please try and get in contact with me on MSN at KingEvo101@hotmail.com. You know who you are. I'm sorry for all the drama I brought everytime we spoke to eachother, and I admit that 90% of everything I ever did was childish. I also know that the way I felt about you could never be replicated by you, and that's okay. You taught me a lot; you helped me become a man. Thank you, and I love you. You'll never see this, but I love you. I don't know how I love you, as in what way, but I do. Thank you, Judy. You'll always be in my heart, even when I'm 70 years old, looking after my grandchildren; as my first love, you'll never be forgotten. It may not mean much to you, but remember that.

Everyone else, thanks for commenting, thanks for taking the time out of your life to read what I've had to say. Eldrad, thanks for being an awesome, and loyal friend. I have no clue where you are now, but thanks, bro. Mike, we still comment eachother on MySpace, you know how much brotherly love I got for you, bro. My newer LJ friends, who I've never had the chance to personally speak to, thanks for finding me an interesting enough person to add. To anyone reading this I ever offended, dissapointed, hurt, I'm sorry. I was a stupid child, I'm a regretful man.

I don't feel like carrying this on, though. Better to end it now. One love to all, and may you be blessed by whatever divine being you do, or, don't, believe in.
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Birthday [Oct. 21st, 2006|12:18 am]
[Current Music |BCC - "Trading Places"]

Well, it's here. The big one-nine. Who the hell says "big one-nine?" I guess I do. Today celebrates the nineteenth year of my life. I think I can safely say, I agree with Prodigy when he spit the all-time classic line;

I'm only nineteen, but my mind is old.

I received the two games I wanted yesterday. I've yet to play Bully, but I'll make sure to get around to that soon. Right now, this is more of a time of introspection for me than anything. Nineteen years on this planet.. there were times when I didn't think I'd make it this long.

One good thing is, if I do happen to breakdown crying today(for whatever reason, maybe because i'm a psuedemo..yes, a psuedemo), I have an excuse. It's my birthdaaaaay, and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I..

Okay, that was wack. This is supposed to be a day that celebrates my life.

..so why do I keep thinking about where I'd rather be?
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2006|12:00 am]
[Current Location |sleeping. sleep typing. yes, it's all the rage in England.]
[Current Music |Tool - "jimmy"]

Oh snap, I've been writing in this thing for two years now. Wow. Two years has gone fast, hasn't it? I was just a kid when I started this thing. I mean, seriously, my first entry looked like this;

Well, as this is my first entry at this great place, I guess I might as well introduce like a pro.

Welcome to The MC's Throne, called that because I overdose on rap music way too often.

Today was a regular friday for me: Boring. I still have 2 and a half days of school left, and I get out on Wednesday. But until than, I need to stay in the hell-hole which is known as High School.

Other than my boring school life, I have a very, how can I say, odd, real life. I live with my parents. I'm thinking about becoming a pope. Yes, a pope.

And if you're wondering how someone as strange as me got on here... Blame Bmxynot1, Judy, and the two Brits, Stuart1 and Elrad of Lothian. For it is there fault that this place is stuck with me. Aren't you all so happy? :)

Because I'm not...

I wonder what ever happened to Bmx/Bradshaw/whatever other names he's used. I wonder what happened to Mason; again. I wonder why I mispelled 'Drad's name. I wonder why he's the only person left on my friends list. I wonder if Judy'd add me back if I re-added her to my friends list.

I wonder how I was going to become a pope, when I'm not even Catholic.

I wonder why I'm so damn curious, and I wonder why I wonder. I wonder why I wonder why I wonder.

Intriguing, no?

So much has happened in two years. Much of it, I'd rather not reminisce. Last year, I did a special entry for my anniversary. This year, I sit here in astonishment, wondering what happened to the child that started this journal.

Wait, I just wrote an entry about monkeys two days ago. I'm sure that child's still within me somewhere, just waiting for the right person to release him from his chamber.

I'd just like to say thank you to everyone reading this, and those who aren't, for the last two years. I can only envisage where I'll be in the next two years, at the age of twenty. I know where I want to be. Let's just hope I get there.

Happy two years, my friends.
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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2006|12:11 am]
[Current Location |Sitting in front of a computer. O RLY? YA RLY. NO WAI!!!1111]
[Current Music |Slayer - "Dead Skin Mask"]

I want a chimpanzee, to have and to hold, until death do us part.

I want a chimpanzee to feed bananas to, because chimps like bananas. They can even peel them theirselves.

I want a chimpanzee to send to mars, in a cute little astronaut outfit. Like, in the "Amerika" music video. I think I'd name my chimp Till, because German chimpanzees roxx0rz.

I want a chimpanzee to pet when I'm alone, and talk to when no one else is around. Which is quite often. That chimp and I would have astonishing conversations, where we would debate over the current state of the government, and what requirements illegal aliens should have in order to enter the country.

I want a chimpanzee to escort me around town, and cater to my every need. Yes, I want a chimpanzee to be my chauffeur, despite the fact that chimps can't see over the dashboard.

I want a chimpanzee, because it was the most random member of the animal kingdom I could think of. Besides giraffes; but, what the hell can you do with a giraffe? Give him a fluorescent purple hat, start a toy chain, name him Geoffrey, and make him the mascot of said toy chain? Nah. I think someone already trademarked that shit.

Heh, first public entry in only God knows how long, and I go on a rant about chimps. Wooo.
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Bored... [Feb. 13th, 2005|03:08 am]
I'm bored. This looks fun. Stolen from RENGETS, not RENGENTS(I have to say that everytime to remind myself) who stole it from his girlfriend(I believe).

Opposite/Same Sex
||1|| Guitar or Drum Player - Drum player.
||2|| Skater or Surfer - Surfers remind me too much of hippies, so skaters.
||3|| Brown or Blue Eyes - I don't see the fascination with blue eyes...so brown.
||4|| Blonde or Brunette - Brunette all the way.
||5|| Brains or Looks - As Rengets said, personality.

Food -
||11|| Hamburger or Hotdog - Hamburger.
||12|| Pie or Cake - Cake. I don't like pie. Though, if you're talking about the kinda pie that Rock talks about...
||13|| Apple or Banana - Apple.
||14|| Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi.
||15|| Chicken or Beef - Chicken.
||16|| Oreos or Chips Ahoy - Chips Ahoy.
||17|| Pancakes or Waffles - Waffles, but only if they're frozen(don't ask...).
||18|| Chocolate or Vanilla - Vanilla.
||19|| Strawberry or Cherry - Cherry. All kinds of cherries.
||20|| Watermelon or Cantaloupe - Watermelon.
||21|| Potato or Macaroni Salad - Macaroni Salad.
||22|| Wheat or White - White.
||23|| Tic Tacs or Altoids - Altoids
||24|| Sausage or Bacon - Bacon.
||25|| Sour Cream and Chives or BBQ - BBQ.

Sports -
||26|| Baseball or Football - Football. I hate baseball...
||27|| Swim or Track - I never liked either.
||28|| Tennis or Golf - Golf.
||29|| Skiing or Sledding - Sledding.
||30|| Bicycling or Jogging - Bicycling.

Stores/Restaurants -
||31|| McDonalds or Burger King - Burger King
||32|| JC Penny's or Sears - Sears.
||33|| Walmart or Target - Target. Evil, Evil, Evil Wal-Mart can go out of business for all I care.
||34|| Trophy's or TGI Fridays - WTF is Trophy's? TGI Friday's.
||35|| Albertson's or Vons - Albertson's.

Clothes -
||36|| Pants or Shorts - Pants.
||36|| Zip-Up or Pull-Over Sweatshirt - Pull-over.
||37|| Sandals or Tennis Shoes - Basketball kicks, bitches.
||38|| Dresses or Skirts - Skirts on girls, dresses on me. Wait...
||39|| Mittens or Gloves - Gloves.
||40|| Print or Solid - Print.

Names -
||41|| Bob or Bill - Bob.
||42|| Jessica or Jennifer - Jessica... Jessica... JESSICA!!!! :'(
||43|| Aaron or Erin - Aaron.
||44|| Carrie or Kari - Kari.
||45|| Todd or Tom - Todd.
||46|| Lynn or Lee - Lynn.
||47|| Sarah or Susie - Sarah.
||48|| Jack or John - John.
||49|| Lisa or Linda - Lisa
||50|| Matt or Nick - Matt. Hey, that's me... w00t!

Music -
||51|| Punk or Rock - Rock.
||52|| Country or Bubble Gum Pop - You can shove both of them up your...toilet. Yeah.
||53|| Rap or Techno - Though I don't listen to it anymore, rap.
||54|| Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera - Fuck both of them, and not in a good way.
||55|| *N Sync or Backstreet Boys - *points at number 54*
||57|| Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park - Limp Bizkit.
||58|| Guitar or Drums - Drums.
||59|| Piano or Violin - Piano.
||60|| CDs or Radio - CDs.

TV -
||61|| Dawson's Creek or 7th Heaven - 7th Heaven.
||62|| Angel or Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Angel.
||63|| Law and Order or The Practice - Law and Order.
||64|| Spy TV or Candid Camera - Spy TV.
||65|| Smallville or Charmed - Smallville.

Cinema -
||66|| Bruce Willis or Kevin Costner - Bruce Willis.
||67|| Jennifer Love Hewitt or Neve Campbell - Jennifer Love Hewitt.
||68|| Aladdin or Lion King - Lion King. Never liked Aladdin.
||69|| Snow White or Sleeping Beauty - I've never watched either, but I guess I'll go with Snow White.
||70|| Comedy or Drama - Comedy.
||71|| Horror or Science Fiction - Horror.
||72|| Scream or I Know What You Did Last Summer: I Know What You Did Last Summer.
||73|| Not Another Teen Movie or Scary Movie - Scary Movie, baby!
||74|| Titanic or Pearl Harbor - I hate Titanic, but I've never seen Pearl Harbor. Guess I'll have to go with Titanic...
||75|| The Mask or Ace Ventura - The Mask.

Computer/Video Games -
||76|| AOL or MSN - AOL. I used to like MSN, but it always gave me Trojans, and no, not the condoms... I just have to yell this... TROJAN MAN! Thank you.
||77|| Dogpile or Google -Google.
||78|| Mac or PC - PC.
||79|| PS2 or N64 - PS2 now, but when N64, PS1, and Dreamcast were all that was around, N64 kicked everyone's ass.
||80|| Mario Brothers or Zelda - Mario Brothers.

School -
||81|| Pen or Pencil- Pen.
||82|| English or History - English.
||83|| Math or Science - Science.
||84|| Home Economics or Woodshop - I've hated both...
||85|| Backpack or Messenger Bag - Backpack.

Animals -
||86|| Cat or Dog - Dog.
||87|| Fish or Hamster - Neither.
||88|| Tiger or Lion - Tiger.
||89|| Butterfly or Lady Bug - Both're gay, so fuck that.
||90|| Seals or Otters - Seals.

Products -
||91|| Tide or Gain - How should I know?
||92|| Herbal Essences or Suave - Suave.
||93|| Dove or Irish Spring - Dove.
||94|| A-JAX or 409 - Giddy up, giddy up, 409...I hate that commercial.
||95|| Crest or Colgate – Crest.

And that's over. And I'm leaving. Goodday.
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(no subject) [Jan. 31st, 2005|12:14 pm]
Please, if you're reading this, talk to me. I've been going insane since we've stopped speaking, and the only thing that will cure this insanity is if we speak. Please. I need that much, and you know who you are. I chose this entry to edit, and to leave as the last viewable one, because of the material within. Please talk to me; that's all I ask. Please.

I really hope you see this...

Edited - February 14th, 2006
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(no subject) [Jan. 30th, 2005|04:33 am]
Welcome to the LJ that updates for no purpose other than for the sake of updating.

Yesterday(which I'll probably refer to as today through most of this) was pretty good. Got up pretty early, and went over to my friend's house, and played Halo 2. God, I hate that game... afterwards, went back to my house, where my parents we're going out for chinese for lunch, and invited me along.

Eldrad, as for the chinese resturant thing, having eaten there twice within 4 days, I feel your pain.

So we went there. Didn't eat much, mainly because the place started annoying me. It's a very small, crowded, and extremely noise-filled place. About 15 minutes after being there, they sat customers at the other end of our table, who were 60 some years old, and, I believe, ate with dentures. Something that turned my stomach. Also, while eating, this middle-aged woman behind us kept talking about the stranges of movies. First she brings up Coach Carter, which she totally screwed up, by saying Cuba Gooding Jr. was in the movie, it's about a football team, and it's in the Bronx of...Virginia. I'd like to know where the hell there's a Bronx in Virginia, but I won't get into that. Then she went on about some long and annoying rant about how bad Elektra was, all while SHOUTING THIS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS!!!!!!!!

Yes, it was almost as annoying for me to type that, as it was to listen to her.

The waitresses, who I swear I can't tell apart(not getting into that...), always bring your fortune cookies after about 10 minutes of eating, along with your bill, and after that don't serve you one bit, because they think us Americans can eat as much rice and chicken as we want in that time frame, should leave.

The table across from us, I saw a beautiful Hispanic girl. Man, I wish I would've talked to her, but I was too busy trying to figure out what in the hell Cheongsam means in English, how it's an English word, and why the Chinese version of it, Qui Pao, is easier to pronounce.

My father started eating chicken, which I swear looks like fried rat. He says it's pork, they say it's chicken, I say it's a rodent or a family pet that someone forgot at the resturant.

Afterwards, we went home, then I went over to my friend Colby's house, and we decided that we were both of tired of playing video games all the times, so we then decided to get a ride to the place I despise(hey, kinda rhymed. If I still wanted to be a rapper, I could do it damnit! *ahem*), Wal-Mart.

Evil, Evil, Evil Wal-Mart. I have nightmares about that place. I also have nightmares about Paris Hilton(I swear, she's fucking ugly...) thinking they sell WALLS at Wal-Mart.

So we went there. And I saw a few of the people from the Chinese resturant there(odd, I know), and just went walking around in the place with nothing to do. We then went back to the video games aisle, and played the demo games they have for an hour. He played X-Box, I played PlayStation 2, little kids tried to play, but left before we were done. And we went here so we wouldn't play video games...

Afterwards, for some strange reason, probably because we went through every aisle, we were walking down the toy aisle, when I heard him scream out these words... "EUGENE!"

I turn to see a Eugene figure. I then look through this pile, and find... JBL! I didn't even know they still made these things, for the love of God. People were buying these things up like crazy, though, and a few of them were older than us.

Then we left. I went home, and got on the computer for an hour, than went out to rent some movies. Rented Spiderman 2 and Collateral, and watched Spiderman 2. Good movie, and I like how it's leading up to Hobgobblin being in Spiderman 3. Still have to watch Collateral, though.

And that's all for today. May not sound exciting, but it's better than most of what I've been doing as of lately. Thanks to the loyal friends who actually read this, and I must say, please... no matter what you say... LEAVE A COMMENT, I BEG OF YOU!

Thank you.

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(no subject) [Jan. 28th, 2005|11:26 pm]
[Current Music |Johnny Cash - "Hurt"(the song I can't stop listening to)]

I hurt myself today.
to see if I still feel.
I focus on the pain.
The only thing that's real.
The needle tears a whole.
The old familiar sting.
Try to kill it all the way.
But I remember everything.

What have I've become?
My sweetest friend.
Everyone I know,
goes away in the end.
And you could have it all.
My empire of dirt.
I will let you down,
I will make you hurt.

I wear this crown of thorns.
Upon my lair's chair.
Full of broken thoughts.
I cannot repair.
Beneath the stains of time.
The feeling's dissapear.
You are someone else.
I am still right here.

What have I've become?
My sweetest friend.
Everyone I know,
goes away in the end.
And you could have it all.
My empire of dirt.
I will let you down.
I will make you hurt.

If I could start again.
A million miles away.
I would keep myself.
I would find a way...
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(no subject) [Jan. 25th, 2005|03:32 pm]
Today I'm speaking on a change that's happened. I lost something that was very dear to my heart. Something I at one time loved, I thought I could put my life on. Something that I always trusted, something that I always believed. Something that helped me, when I was feeling down, it helped bring me up, it helped me feel better. But it's done now. I've moved past it. It seems like I'm growing up more and more, and it's just something that I have to put it my past. It brings back both great and terrible memories.

Today, I will admit that I am no longer listening to rap music. I learned that I am who I am, and a rapper is far from what I am. I'd never suceed as one, because my problems are so much different from theirs. My problems seem petty compared to theirs, but to me, they are life or death. To me, my problems do mean something. And that's why I've given up on rap. Maybe one day, that side of me return... but it won't be anytime soon.

R.I.P. to the old me, for I will miss him dearly. He was a great person, though sometimes misunderstood. But the new beggining starts now.
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2005|10:33 am]
[Current Music |Metallica - "Nothing Else Matters"]

So close no matter how far
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
and nothing else matters

never opened myself this way
life is ours, we live it our way
all these words I don't just say
and nothing else matters

trust I seek and I find in you
every day for us something new
open mind for a different view
and nothing else matters

never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
but I know

so close no matter how far
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
and nothing else matters

never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
but I know

never opened myself this way
life is ours, we live it our way
all these words I don't just say
and nothing else matters

trust I seek and I find in you
every day for us something new
open mind for a different view
and nothing else matters

never cared for what they say
never cared for games they play
never cared for what they do
never cared for what they know
and I know

so close no matter how far
couldn't be much more from the heart
forever trusting who we are
no nothing else matters
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2005|11:02 am]
Shit, I'm bored. Thought I'd do this...

1. Matt
2. Evo

1. KingEvo101
2. HBKThuganomics
3. KaneRules100

1. Sense of humor
2. Writing skills(methinks...)
3. Height

1. I don't have a woman...
2. I don't have a woman...
3. I don't have a woman...

1. Irish
2. Italian
3. German

1. Death
2. Dying alone
3. Growing up to be who I am...

1. Soda
2. Internet
3. TV

1. Jeans
2. Donovan McNabb jersey
3. socks

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists (at the moment)):
1. 2Pac
2. Eazy-E
3. Notorious B.I.G.

1. The Who - "Behind Blue Eyes"
2. Finger Eleven - "Slow Chemical"
3. Coach's theme song...

1. Keeping a girlfriend.
2. Getting a life.
3. Trying not to be depressed...

1. Honesty
2. Trust
3. Understanding

1. I never go by my firstname.
2. I hate school.
3. I have fabulous luck with women.

1. Eyes
2. Breasts
3. Ass

1. Skate
2. Keep a girlfriend
3. Try to change myself

1. Writing
2. Watching TV
3. Surfing the net

1. Have a girlfriend
2. Have money
3. Find something to do so I can get off this computer

1. Do you want fries with that?
2. Rapper...
3. Would you like to try our apple pie, too?

1. Hawaii
2. Italy
3. Compton :)

1. I hope I'll have a kid...
2. I hope I'll have a kid...
3. I hope I'll have a kid...

1. Start a family
2. Get a record deal
3. Get laid
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(no subject) [Jan. 23rd, 2005|06:20 am]
[Current Music |The Who - "Behind Blue Eyes"]

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
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I don't know... it's just the way I am. [Jan. 22nd, 2005|05:45 am]
My actions, my actions as of recently have gotten a lot of attention it seems. Things I say, they've gotten attention, and most of that attention's been bad. Real bad. The kind of attention that makes you feel miserable.

Can I change the way I am? I could try. Can I change the way I think, what I think is good and bad, what I like and dislike? I could try. But there'd be no point. I don't like how my life is at the moment, but I like who I am. Others certainly don't, but I do.

So what do I do? I write. I write something, any form, when I'm angry or disgusted, I write. Be it promos, freestyles, poems, or just plain out putting my thoughts on paper, I write. It seems to be something that helps me. Just a bit, but it helps. Could it be jealousy that people despise me? I don't know what there's to be jealous of, honestly. Could it be the fact that I voice my opinion? Perhaps. But I don't think that's it.

Maybe it's because I'm different, because I'm an individual, because I don't live up to the stereotype of my color, or because I don't do what everyone else does around my age, I just don't know. I sometimes feel as if I don't care how other people think, but truthfully, I do. It gets you sometimes, it hurts sometimes. Especially when you feel betrayed by those that you thought were loyal to you, to make themselves look good, and to make you feel and look like shit, and then wait 20 minutes to say they were just kidding when everybody had forgotten but you and them what that person said.

Maybe I try to prove my point too much? Not accepting I'm wrong. But if it's something I honestly believe in, I'm not afraid to put up a fight. I'm not afraid to stand up to what I believe is right, what I believe is wrong, or what I believe is an honest fact. People hear, but're they actually listening? People look, but're they actually paying attention? 90% of the time, it seems like the answer is no.

So what do I do? Change myself to make others happy? I honestly don't think that can happen. So what do I really do? I make people read what I'm thinking about, though I doubt any of you actually read this.

That's all for today. Goodbye.
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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2005|09:46 am]
I just gotta say one thing...


(so this is why I don't have many LiveJournal friends)

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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2005|03:01 am]
Welcome to the LJ that used to have few friends, and a lot of enemies. Now I have fewer friends, and fewer enemies.

Today was very lackluster, with nothing really going down at all. Yes, I write entries for no apperant reason.

Though the first two sentences explain a lot.

Today's journal was brought to you by; Who gives a fuck? I sure don't.
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(no subject) [Jan. 20th, 2005|01:07 am]
Welcome to the LJ that loves fried rice, but would never want to eat 'real' Chinese food.

Not much today. Quite boring, actually. I've gotten my show on DOAW yesterday, which is the biggest plus of the week.

Watched Dawn of The Dead, which was really unorganized, and not very well put together. Every character you actually could relate to in the movie was killed off. And it never really had an ending, unless you count the shit one in the credits, where everyone dies.

Then I watched Day After Tommorow, which was so boring it put me to sleep half hour into the movie, and I don't believe I'll be watching the whole thing anytime soon.

Took this quiz that I stole from Eldrad who stole it from someone else...

You Are a Retrospective Soul

The most misunderstood of all the soul signs.
Sometimes you even have difficulty seeing yourself as who you are.
You are intense and desire perfection in every facet of your life.
You're best described as extremely idealistic, hardworking, and a survivor.

Great moments of insight and sensitivity come to you easily.
But if you aren't careful, you'll ignore these moments and repeat past mistakes.
For you, it is difficult to seperate the past from the present.
You will suceed once you overcome the disappoinments in life.

Souls you are most compatible with: Traveler Soul and Prophet Soul

Uh... No comment.

As always, today's entry was brought to you by the letters; FTW, as in Fuck The World, or Tazz's ECW title. And the letter; 10, just because it's a random number.

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Almost forgot... [Jan. 18th, 2005|03:09 am]
I was talking to Chyno today, and I got around to telling him how Eugene Vs. Evil Doink would be a great match for WrestleMania 21. Here's the setup I have planned;

Eugene walks up to Doink, who's making balloon animals. He asks Doink to make him one, and he does.

Eugene: "Th-thank you Mr. Doink! I wa..was wondering...can I shake your hand?"

Doink shakes his head yes, and they shake hands.

Eugene: "OWW!"

Doink: "SHOCKING!"

Doink removes the joy buzzer.

Eugene: "You...you hurt me, Doink."


Eugene: "I don't like the way you laugh..."


Eugene: "AHHHH! Regal, Regal, Regal!"

Regal: "What is it, dear boy?"

Eugene: "Doink's scaring me!"

Regal: "Doink?"

Regal looks around and sees no one.

Regal: "Ah, dear boy, let us go get your medication. You have a match with Hurricane next."

Eugene: "O-o-okay..." Eugene sucks on his hand.

Later on...

STAND BACK! THERE'S A JOBBER COMIN' THROUGH! Hurricane comes from behind the curtains! WHOOOSH! He runs down to the ring, and waits for Eugene. Eugene's music comes out, and Eugene comes down to the ring waving at the fans. The match starts. After about 30 seconds, Eugene hits the Stunner.


King: "PUPPIES!"

Eugene goes for a pin, 1-2... the lights go out! Doink's music starts playing, and he comes down to the ring on a tricycle! Eugene freaks out, and turns around to run away when he sees Dink.


Chyno thought I was drunk.

I did too.
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2005|03:01 am]
Just got done watching Hellboy. Still have to watch Day After Tommorow and Dawn of The Dead.

Hellboy, production wise, was amazing. Storyline was pretty good, though a bit shaky at the end, and I never really got a felt of conclusion, but, ah well. It was better than Punisher and Walking Tall, but a lot of people wouldn't find that too hard to do :-\

Dawn of The Dead has Mekhi Phifer and Ving Rhames in, so that'll be next. I'm not really sure I'm going to get into Day After Tommorow at all though, so I'm not sure if I'll even watch that. Of course, it can't be much worse than The Hulk or Catwoman, and I sat through both those diesasters.

I still wanna see The Village :(

Well, that's all for now. As always, today's journal was brought to you by the letter that's either a word or a sentence but is actually a letter today; G. And the number that's actually an abreviation; TV.

Thank you, and goodnight.
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R.I.P. MLK [Jan. 17th, 2005|10:02 am]
Welcome to the LJ that really, really, really, really loves Christina Milian.

I didn't do much over the past few days. Rented two movies; Punisher and Walking Tall. Saw both. They were decent not too good.

Then, last night, my mom came into my room, and dropped off 3 more DVD's outta nowhere. So now I've gotta see Hellboy, Day After Tommorow, and Dawn of The Dead.

And that's about it...

Today I dedicate this entry to the late inspirational figure, the dr. and reverend, Martin Luther King Jr. He was truly a great man while he was here, and I watched a documentary the other day that made me appreciate him more. I couldn't imagine what life would be like if it wasn't for MLK. Having bathrooms for different colors, and all that other shit. He was one of the main people who stopped segregation Rest in Peace, MLK. Despite my skin color, this guy will always be a hero.
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(no subject) [Jan. 16th, 2005|12:57 am]
Finally... The LiveJournal has come back to our Internet Service Providers!

Welcome one and all to my humble journal, and today I felt like stealing something from The Rock to start it off.

You're all wondering, what did I do today? I'm wondering that to.


(yeah, this was pointless)

Today's entry was brought to you by the letter; I like pineapples. And the number; 5.

If ya smellalalalalalalala! What The LiveJournal... is cookin'. *Raises eyebrow*
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